On special offer: free range organic rabbits
Only 5% flat.
Forget your iPOD, we have now in stock
The cepHALopod. There was no winner on the super scoop
Last night, the prize is now a million pounds
THE WINNER COULD BE YOU.
Outside a deep red sunset shades to purple
That you could almost stroke, that you could drink
DON’T MISS THE AMAZING SALE AT M&S
We’re back in fashion and while that still holds
We’re selling off ourselves and you as well.