WEDDING SHOCK!

No, it’s not me. I’m turning aside from poetry for a moment to talk about TV programme magazines – the ones that tell you what’s on TV for the next week and when.

 

tv-pilot

Inside the magazines is masses of well-organised information. The covers give a different impression, screaming at you to try to get you to buy. Apparently what most people are interested in is the soaps. As I don’t watch any, this just mystifies me. A big picture of a woman I don’t think I’ve ever seen comes with a headline like “DEBBIE IN TERRIBLE CRASH – WILL SHE LIVE?” It may seem callous, but I don’t care.

 

This week it was

WEDDING SHOCK

WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!

BUT WHAT’S PETER HIDING?

(1): Getting married is what people tend to do at weddings, I’ve noticed.

(2): What’s Peter hiding? I don’t know. Female sexual parts? A teddy bear? An obsession with model railways? A season ticket for Manchester United? Body odour? Genital warts? The bodies of his six previous partners? A woolly bobble hat?

 

Any suggestions?

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