Happy Christmas

HAPPY CHRISTMAS
HOPPY CHRISTMAS

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In the words of a Panamanian Carol, who was a well-known gangster in Arkansas, 1925-6:
We wish you a Merry Isthmus
We wish you a Merry Isthmus
We wish you a Merry Isthmus
And a ****** *** ****.

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Another way of saying this is “Compliments of the Season!” – which is odd. For a quarter of the year you say, “FROSTED SHOOTS!” . For the next quarter you say “SUNBURN!” For the next, it’s “SNUFFLES!” and finally,

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WINTER!

Happy Christmas, all!

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Happy Christmas!

This had better be a purely unaligned post in a religious sense (maybe it’s about time I created a new non-poetry blog to argue about politics, religion and the English language and to make fun of trendy bureaucracy as an ex-insider, to replace the one dead of blogspot’s failure to help me when the old one ran off the rails).

So anyway, Happy Christmas.

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and for a slightly more poetic and much more abstract rendition:

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While for those who think it’s all a load of

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Now for something completely different.

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Have a good time. Love.

Simon